Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
