Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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