The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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