where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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