did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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