I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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