is this the sara with the beer cane?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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