Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You took a bar mat shot.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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