hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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