I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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