whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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