We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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