FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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