If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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