Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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