Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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