I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm jealous of your bromance
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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