Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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