This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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