Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
are you so shy because you have an std?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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