What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
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