So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
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Fuck
I need help removing her.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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