Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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