Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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