Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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