I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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