i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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