i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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