I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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