There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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