Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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