he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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