And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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