none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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