Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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