They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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