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Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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