I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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