Well douche your snatch and let's go!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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