well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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