and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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