he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I am available for nakedness
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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