didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
