All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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