WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
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