everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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