How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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