Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
...so i touched it.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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