Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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