I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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