No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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