So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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